Epic Movie

About Epic Movie

Epic Movie is a 2007 American film directed and written by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. It was produced by Paul Schiff. It was made in a similar style to Date Movie and the Scary Movie series. The film mostly references The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

Four orphans each receive a Golden Ticket, each via a different film "parody" - Lucy (Jayma Mays) (The Da Vinci Code), Edward (Kal Penn) (Nacho Libre), Susan (Faune A. Chambers), (Snakes on a Plane) and Peter (Adam Campbell) (X-Men movie series). This ticket entitles them to visit the Willy Chocolate Factory (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory). Willy (Crispin Glover) tells the orphans that the secret ingredient in his chocolate is human parts, and he plans to keep the orphans in his factory to use them for his chocolate. He succeeds in getting the ingredients (Lucy's sweet "heart", Edward's "peanuts", Peter's "surprise" tooth, and Susan's lemon "head") to the tune of "Fergalicious," he then brands Peter's backside, and is now holding the orphans captive. Lucy finds a wardrobe (The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe) and climbs inside to meet Mr. Tumnus (Héctor Jiménez).

He welcomes Lucy to "Gnarnia" by showing her around his home (as a "parody" of Cribs) and warns her of the grave danger she is in. Edward follows Lucy to Gnarnia and meets the White Bitch (Jennifer Coolidge) commenting with awe "Stiffler's Mom..." (referring to her past role in the American Pie series). She convinces him to trap the other orphans. Everyone makes his or her way to Mr. Tumnus' house, where the orphans discover that they are all related to one another, and that the White Bitch killed their parents. Edward goes to see the White Bitch at her castle and realizes all she cares about are the other orphans. He realizes that she is evil and refuses to tell her where the other orphans are. Unfortunately, the White Bitch flashes him her chest, and Edward, transfixed, gives her the information unhesitatingly. He is then Punk'd, and locked in the castle prison. Harry Beaver sends Lucy, Susan, and Peter out of the winter scenery and into the woods to train for the war. They end up meeting a graying Harry Potter (Kevin McDonald), along with a balding Ron Weasley (George Alvarez), and a pregnant Hermione Granger (Crista Flanagan). They all help Lucy, Susan, and Peter train for the war. Back at the White Bitch's castle, as she prepare a WMD that will create a new continent for her and her followers to live on, her assistant hands her a computer with her MySpace on the screen with an IM from Silas saying that the kids have escaped. Edward tries to find ways to break out of prison, and does so with the help of Captain Jack Swallows (Pirates of the Caribbean series) (Darrell Hammond). Swallows sells Edward to the White Bitch and reveals that the ship they are on is an amusement park ride.